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[music]

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Max Black: Hey, I'm staying overnight
today in

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Deke's house - wink, wink,
wink

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Caroline Channing: At Deke's
House - in the dumpster of
your friend.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Yeah, so need
I...

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Caroline Channing: 'No
Tetanus shot?

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[laughter]

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A higher level?

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Max Black: No, a condom.

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I'm going to have sex and he's supposed to
feel bad.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I think
I still have it

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one from the last time I
had sex:

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Max Black: Oh really, there
Were there any handbags yet?

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Caroline Channing: No, we
had animal skins that were on
hanging on sticks.

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It hasn't been that long.

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Oh, there's one, next to that
Cinema ticket for "Prescious".

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[laughter]

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It's been ages.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: You have "Prescious"
seen without a condom?

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Caroline Channing: It says:

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Best before
September 2012.

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Like the milk here.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: I know why
no guy with a condom?

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[Han whistles]

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Max Black: A man -
any man.

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[laughter]

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Oleg, do you happen to have a...

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[Oleg rings the bell]

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[laughter]

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Oleg: Okay, you come with that
through the night.

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But if not, you can
still one

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Freezer bags and a rubber band
take.

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[laughter]

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[theme music]

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Caroline Channing: Max, that one
Bowls are ready.

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You just have to take them with you
Fill coleslaw.

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Says the woman who is on the
Forbes Top Ten Society List
stood.

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Max Black: I can do it today
my kitchen work is not.

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Otherwise I would say I am
drunk.

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But today my back hurts
woe - and I'm drunk.

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[laughter]

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Deke: Here, babe, this will be yours

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Back pain maybe
little relief.

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Max Black: 'No
Breast reduction?

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[laughter]

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Oleg: No!!

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[laughter]

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If you do that, you spit
God in the face!

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[laughter]

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Deke: Everyone come back down,
yes?

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They don't disappear anywhere
there.

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And if so, accompany you
I personally.

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I have cold patches here
against muscle pain.

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Earl: And if that doesn't work,

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I have something else that calls it
Mauiwaui.

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[laughter]

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Oleg rings: Food!

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Deke: See you later,
love you.

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Max Black: Me too.

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Your breath - what does it smell like?

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Deke: Teriyaki Beef Jerky - is
is it that bad?

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Max Black: No, give me another
a train.

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[laughter]

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This is delicious.

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[laughter]

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Deke: You know your stuff.

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[music]

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Caroline Channing: Max, why
you don't take it

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the pill, now that you're serious
means?

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Then you don't have to every night
play:

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What do we make up out of?
Condom?

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[laughter]

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Max Black: The pill costs 50
mice per month.

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It's cheaper there, like that
raising a stupid baby.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Your friend
is rich,

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he can afford it
to pay for the pill.

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I sound like white trash
Mom.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Ä - ä - never, me
save Deke's

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assets for business ideas,
such as b.

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Tortillas Dynamitas.

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You could say the fillet
Mignon the corn chips.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You know,
I would take the pill too.

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But the only man who loves me
wants, is married.

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So that would be more of a bitter one
pill.

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[laughter]

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Seriously, Max, think about it
after.

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Max Black: Oh, good, why
Don't guys take the pill?

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We take everything - to
contraception, against
Period pain, knockout drops.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: Bonjour, Caroline.

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Caroline Channing: Hello
Nicolas - uh, ah,

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what do you want here in the diner?

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Oh no, I never wanted that
du mich in diesem Ding siehst.

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Max Black: Yes, you have something
Decency and don't come
closer.

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It looks bad, but still
schlimmer ist der Gestank.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: I'll find you
beautiful.

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Caroline: Your wife is
beautiful.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Oh yeah, give it to him.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: We can alone
talking here in - this,

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you could probably say -
Restaurant?

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[Laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Okay, but
just a moment, I'm working.

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Nicolas: What smells here?
like that?

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Caroline Channing: Today's one
daily plate -
Beef pie.

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Nicolas: That doesn't smell
after beef.

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Caroline Channing: Because it
neither beef nor from today -

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and it doesn't come up either
a plate.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: Listen, Caroline.

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We have this
Relationship drama.

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Although we don't even have one
have relationship.

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At least learn me better
know.

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Come to me for dinner.

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Caroline Channing: food,
at home with you, just the two of us?

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How do you think yours would be
Woman find that?

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Nicolas: I run an open one
relationship with her.

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Do you think I'm one of them?
men,

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the one with another woman
sleep -

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without asking your wife?

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[laughter]

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That's so American!

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Caroline Channing: Max?

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Nicolas: Why are you calling Max?

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Caroline Channing: I do
know if I'm going crazy.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas says he has his
wife told me about me.

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And she allowed him to do that
we sleep together.

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Max Black: Ha, that was good.

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My boss at the sandwich shop
once said,

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it would be in his will
woman -

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that he should fuck me.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Okay, so
she may have found herself in the

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Ironing out the sandwich shop
let it - but I fall for it
not pure.

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Nicolas: Yes, I knew that
you don't believe me.

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So you can do it on Friday
in France via Skype
speak.

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Caroline Channing: What, you
want me a
Skype conversation with

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your wife about sex?

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Is there a hidden camera here?

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Sophie Kachinsky: Hello friends!

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[Owls from spectators]

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Well, I have a new dress
and it's bitchy.

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[laughter]

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Oh, hey, I'm about to fall over.

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Oh, nobody told me

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that fresh meat now
on the menu.

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[laughter]

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Earl: Excuse me,
Fresh meat is available

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on the menu since me
work here.

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[Laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Wow wow!

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It was about time.

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Finally someone is here
Diner that looks as good as
I.

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Hi, I'm Sophie Kachinsky.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: Nicolas Saintcroix.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oaah, and
He's also French.

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Ah, I think I'm crazy.

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[laughter]

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Nicolas: Sorry, I was
straight

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in a conversation with Caroline.

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Sophie Kachinsky: Yes.

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[laughter]

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Who?

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Caroline Channing: Ah, me, those
on whose feet you stand.

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[Laughter]

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Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, wait
briefly.

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Is that the married guy?

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Oh, little one.

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I'll give you two days
Head start

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and then it's mine.

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[Sophie laughs hysterically]

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[music]

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[music]

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Max Black: It doesn't matter,
what his wife says about yours
Hairstyle lasts.

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You're not sleeping with her,
right?

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Although that's a lot for you
would make it more interesting.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: I will
nor sleep with him.

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And if I tell his wife that
say, I want it well
look.

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And 20% better than them.

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And since you're on Skype 20%
look worse,

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I have to look 40% better
than now.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: You know that one
Conversation about math in one

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Hair salon my worst
nightmare is.

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[laughter]

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Receptionist: Welcome to
Tristan Evans Salon.

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Caroline Channing: Hello,
we come for that
student average.

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[laughter]

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Receptionist: Uh, what?

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Max Black: The $6 Cut
for poor people.

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From people who haven't yet
know how to cut hair.

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Caroline Channing: Max, that is
not true.

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We're in the Tristan Evans salon.

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I'm sure they do too
Trainees here are geniuses.

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Are you at least gay?

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[laughter]

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Receptionist: Take it
just space,

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I'll call someone from there
Hairdressing school and...

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Caroline Channing: Shh -
not so loud.

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Hairdressing school - sure.

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Then we just take a seat,
until they come.

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[music]

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Hairdresser: Honey, you're sitting
there and

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relax while I
me with

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your mat pleasure.

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[laughter]

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Max Black: Most people want to
on the mat with me
pleasure.

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Hairdresser: That's why it rhymes
Bar on mat.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Ah, ow, uh -
that's a little too cold.

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Uh, what was your name?
again?

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Dan: Dan.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Ah, Dan,
just Dan

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- not coincidentally Danny or
Dannerella?

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[laughter]

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Dan: Dan.

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[laughter]

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Dan: I'll get the conditioner.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Damn,
Max, I have a straight guy.

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Max Black: Why are you holding him
for straight people?

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Caroline Channing: He pushes
my head

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always down before I'm ready
am.

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[laughter]

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Hairdresser: Is the water too warm?

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Max Black: Why is mine
Pants wet?

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[laughter]

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Hairdresser: Honey, I love
you.

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Caroline Channing: You have to me
left to your gays.

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Max Black: Pffft, never.

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I'd rather give you my left one
Nipples than my gay.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: You wanted to
no new hairstyle at all.

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Max Black: Yes, I just wanted to
know,

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how it feels to be the
to have your hair washed,

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without the school nurse
runs through the small ridge.

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[laughter]

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Caroline Channing: Dan?

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There's a magazine over there
with a photo of one
send

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fringed choppy bob.

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You can do that, right?

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Dan: Sure, fringed bob, works
clear.

256
00:08:35,400 --> 00:08:36,033
Caroline Channing: Well!

257
00:08:36,233 --> 00:08:39,267
[laughter]

258
00:08:39,500 --> 00:08:40,067
Dan: Hello!

259
00:08:40,867 --> 00:08:41,967
Caroline Channing: Dan, Dan,
Dan!

260
00:08:44,767 --> 00:08:45,767
Dan: Okay, done.

261
00:08:46,167 --> 00:08:46,833
Let's go cut.

262
00:08:46,867 --> 00:08:49,200
[laughter]

263
00:08:49,667 --> 00:08:50,467
Caroline Channing: Verschwinden
we,

264
00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:51,733
ich kann's nicht riskieren,
that one

265
00:08:51,767 --> 00:08:53,000
Discount-Hetero mich schneidet.

266
00:08:53,033 --> 00:08:54,400
[laughter]

267
00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:56,700
Max Black: See you
zuhause, ich bin kurz vor einem
Hairgasm.

268
00:08:57,600 --> 00:08:58,667
Caroline Channing: Aber den
I wanted.

269
00:08:58,700 --> 00:09:00,700
Mein letzter Haargasmus ist
years ago.

270
00:09:01,133 --> 00:09:03,300
Max Black: Bei der ist jeder
Gasmus years ago.

271
00:09:03,500 --> 00:09:04,533
Barber: Uh-uh!

272
00:09:04,567 --> 00:09:06,333
[music]

273
00:09:06,367 --> 00:09:08,433
[music]

274
00:09:09,667 --> 00:09:13,433
[laughter]

275
00:09:13,800 --> 00:09:15,333
Caroline Channing: Oh, my
God, Max!

276
00:09:15,367 --> 00:09:17,500
Is this a new form of?
Contraception?

277
00:09:17,533 --> 00:09:18,500
[laughter]

278
00:09:18,900 --> 00:09:20,500
You look like Dame Edna.

279
00:09:20,533 --> 00:09:21,167
[laughter]

280
00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,400
Max Black: That's exactly it,
what I wanted!

281
00:09:24,467 --> 00:09:25,667
Hellooo!

282
00:09:25,867 --> 00:09:27,467
[laughter]

283
00:09:28,833 --> 00:09:30,867
Now my appearance matches
my insides.

284
00:09:30,900 --> 00:09:33,533
Because I've always been like that
old drag queen in the body of
one

285
00:09:33,567 --> 00:09:34,767
young black men captured.

286
00:09:34,800 --> 00:09:36,000
[laughter]

287
00:09:36,033 --> 00:09:37,500
[door knocking]

288
00:09:39,733 --> 00:09:40,833
Max Black: Hellooo!

289
00:09:40,867 --> 00:09:42,367
[laughter]

290
00:09:42,400 --> 00:09:43,400
Sophie Kachinsky: Hi Max!

291
00:09:43,933 --> 00:09:46,000
This is how I used to have my hair
also worn.

292
00:09:46,233 --> 00:09:47,833
In it I could cheese and
Cigarettes

293
00:09:47,867 --> 00:09:49,333
smuggle into prison.

294
00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:51,933
Oh, hi Caroline!

295
00:09:52,467 --> 00:09:53,800
I just wanted to ask.

296
00:09:54,233 --> 00:09:55,400
Are you still not sleeping?
with that

297
00:09:55,433 --> 00:09:57,167
Frenchman, with whom I will soon
sleep?

298
00:09:57,867 --> 00:09:58,700
Caroline Channing: It has

299
00:09:58,733 --> 00:09:59,800
nothing changed, he is
married.

300
00:10:00,000 --> 00:10:01,300
Sophie Kachinsky: I see, good.

301
00:10:01,600 --> 00:10:03,067
Because I'm here to deal with his
woman too

302
00:10:03,100 --> 00:10:05,033
talk and also put myself in the ring
to throw.

303
00:10:05,533 --> 00:10:07,533
Here so I can be more French
act,

304
00:10:07,567 --> 00:10:09,600
I got this flat hat
worried.

305
00:10:10,067 --> 00:10:11,300
This is more practical and
faster,

306
00:10:11,333 --> 00:10:13,567
as my armpit hair grows
allow.

307
00:10:13,600 --> 00:10:15,600
[laughter]

308
00:10:16,533 --> 00:10:17,967
Caroline Channing: Okay, she
will call in a minute.

309
00:10:18,000 --> 00:10:19,167
I'll just do it here.

310
00:10:19,367 --> 00:10:20,733
To the Louis Vuitton
Shopping bag

311
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,400
I forego it because of the cat
a heap

312
00:10:22,433 --> 00:10:23,467
made it clean.

313
00:10:23,733 --> 00:10:25,567
Uh, the lamp needs to be closer
my face,

314
00:10:25,600 --> 00:10:27,333
so that I don't
I have a Skype 8-fold chin.

315
00:10:28,233 --> 00:10:29,167
Max Black: If I...
Light bulb closed

316
00:10:29,200 --> 00:10:30,833
come close, mine explodes
hairstyle.

317
00:10:30,867 --> 00:10:31,933
[laughter]

318
00:10:31,967 --> 00:10:33,267
[Skype ringtone]

319
00:10:33,300 --> 00:10:33,833
Caroline Channing: That's her.

320
00:10:34,033 --> 00:10:35,000
Sophie, goodbye!

321
00:10:36,067 --> 00:10:37,367
Sophie Kachinsky: Oh, no, me
stay here, baby.

322
00:10:37,533 --> 00:10:40,333
The hot Frenchman and me
are made for each other.

323
00:10:40,667 --> 00:10:42,033
I mean, look at me!

324
00:10:42,267 --> 00:10:44,867
On the head a beret, in the
bag

325
00:10:44,900 --> 00:10:47,467
a baguette - Bonjour Bitches!

326
00:10:47,500 --> 00:10:50,133
[laughter]

327
00:10:50,167 --> 00:10:51,800
Max Black: Okay, now get it
deep breath and

328
00:10:51,833 --> 00:10:54,000
Always remember: This is here
ridiculous.

329
00:10:54,033 --> 00:10:56,533
[laughter]

330
00:10:57,633 --> 00:10:58,867
Juliette: Bonjour Caroline.

331
00:10:59,000 --> 00:11:00,767
Caroline Channing: Bonjour, me
I assume Juliette?

332
00:11:00,967 --> 00:11:02,200
Juliette: Yes, I'm happy
very.

333
00:11:02,333 --> 00:11:03,633
Caroline Channing: Thank you, me
also, Juliette.

334
00:11:03,733 --> 00:11:06,000
I just wanted the thing
between Nicolas and me
clarify.

335
00:11:06,267 --> 00:11:07,700
I'm not the kind of woman
the...

336
00:11:07,733 --> 00:11:10,300
Juliette: Yes, I give you
permission to speak with Nicolas
sleep.

337
00:11:10,333 --> 00:11:11,100
Au revoir.

338
00:11:12,067 --> 00:11:13,067
[laughter]

339
00:11:13,100 --> 00:11:14,000
Caroline Channing: That's it?

340
00:11:14,033 --> 00:11:15,033
She hung up.

341
00:11:16,500 --> 00:11:18,100
I couldn't even
“Sisters Forever”.
say French.

342
00:11:18,767 --> 00:11:20,600
Oh, I still have so much to do
say.

343
00:11:20,733 --> 00:11:21,867
Sophie Kachinsky: What else?
- she said,

344
00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:23,233
we can sleep with him.

345
00:11:23,400 --> 00:11:24,800
[laughter]

346
00:11:26,800 --> 00:11:28,333
Caroline Channing: No, me
will never go with

347
00:11:28,367 --> 00:11:30,533
Nicolas sleep, no matter what
his wife says.

348
00:11:30,767 --> 00:11:32,667
Max Black: Well, you could
never a Frenchman

349
00:11:32,700 --> 00:11:33,767
share, you can't even
a few

350
00:11:33,800 --> 00:11:34,800
Share Viennese.

351
00:11:35,300 --> 00:11:38,433
[music]

352
00:11:38,467 --> 00:11:39,467
[elevator rings]

353
00:11:40,000 --> 00:11:40,900
Caroline Channing: Thanks for that
Come along.

354
00:11:40,933 --> 00:11:42,200
I promise, have a drink

355
00:11:42,233 --> 00:11:43,833
Nicolas - and then we go
to the cinema.

356
00:11:44,067 --> 00:11:46,500
Max, how can you deal with that?
Dare to take your hair on the street?

357
00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:48,900
Deke: I like it, you see
from how

358
00:11:48,933 --> 00:11:50,567
my aunt Esther, just not
so sharp.

359
00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:52,033
[laughter]

360
00:11:53,700 --> 00:11:55,600
Nicolas: Oh, Caroline, you have
Deke

361
00:11:55,633 --> 00:11:58,300
brought and - the mother
from Max?

362
00:11:58,333 --> 00:12:00,433
[laughter]

363
00:12:00,467 --> 00:12:01,367
Max Black: This hairstyle looks
just

364
00:12:01,400 --> 00:12:03,533
stoned out - my mother is
stoned.

365
00:12:03,567 --> 00:12:05,467
[laughter]

366
00:12:05,500 --> 00:12:06,833
Caroline Channing: Nicolas, us
don't stay long.

367
00:12:06,867 --> 00:12:08,333
You've had a lot of trouble with this
Made food

368
00:12:08,367 --> 00:12:09,767
and I don't want to be rude
be.

369
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:11,367
But we only stay for one
Drink.

370
00:12:11,600 --> 00:12:12,767
Nicolas: You are beautiful.

371
00:12:12,900 --> 00:12:14,800
Caroline Channing: Maybe
for two drinks.

372
00:12:14,833 --> 00:12:16,300
But definitely not for eating.

373
00:12:16,667 --> 00:12:18,000
[music]

374
00:12:18,033 --> 00:12:18,500
[Deke burps]

375
00:12:19,933 --> 00:12:21,733
Deke: The food we go to
didn't want to stay
delicious.

376
00:12:21,767 --> 00:12:23,000
[laughter]

377
00:12:23,033 --> 00:12:25,600
Max Black: Yes, we should
don't stay for dinner more often.

378
00:12:26,967 --> 00:12:28,433
Deke: Cool loft, man.

379
00:12:28,633 --> 00:12:31,700
The perfect place if you
really sexy crimes
want to commit.

380
00:12:31,733 --> 00:12:33,200
[laughter]

381
00:12:33,233 --> 00:12:34,133
Caroline Channing: So, us
should go.

382
00:12:34,367 --> 00:12:36,267
Nicolas: No, you don't stay
for dessert?

383
00:12:36,633 --> 00:12:37,633
That breaks my heart.

384
00:12:38,467 --> 00:12:39,333
Caroline Channing: Well,
maybe

385
00:12:39,367 --> 00:12:40,867
We can have a portion
share.

386
00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,533
Nicolas: [speaks French]

387
00:12:43,567 --> 00:12:45,533
Max Black: I thought you
didn't want to share?

388
00:12:45,767 --> 00:12:47,200
[laughter]

389
00:12:47,233 --> 00:12:48,667
Caroline Channing: He's not
with his dessert
married, Max,

390
00:12:48,700 --> 00:12:49,900
and it's just a piece.

391
00:12:49,933 --> 00:12:51,933
Max Black: The second piece
sits opposite me.

392
00:12:51,967 --> 00:12:53,433
[laughter]

393
00:12:53,967 --> 00:12:55,433
Deke: You've got it quite
pretty here for one

394
00:12:55,467 --> 00:12:56,700
married man who is single
is.

395
00:12:58,567 --> 00:13:00,233
Nicolas: Creme caramel and
Coconut cake.

396
00:13:00,433 --> 00:13:02,033
Max Black: Marshmallows
would have done it too.

397
00:13:02,067 --> 00:13:03,067
[laughter]

398
00:13:03,100 --> 00:13:03,833
Nicolas: Thank you.

399
00:13:04,633 --> 00:13:05,733
I like cooking for friends.

400
00:13:06,700 --> 00:13:08,033
For charming friends.

401
00:13:09,067 --> 00:13:10,233
Caroline Channing: Nicolas, just
because yours

402
00:13:10,267 --> 00:13:11,733
Mrs gave me permission
has -

403
00:13:11,767 --> 00:13:13,033
That definitely doesn't mean that
me with

404
00:13:13,067 --> 00:13:15,033
you in this king size bed
rise,

405
00:13:15,067 --> 00:13:18,633
which is very elegantly upholstered, and
Love with you all night long
do.

406
00:13:18,967 --> 00:13:20,400
And again tomorrow morning.

407
00:13:20,433 --> 00:13:21,800
[laughter]

408
00:13:22,400 --> 00:13:23,667
Deke: How's your back,
Esther?

409
00:13:24,000 --> 00:13:26,600
Max Black: Oh, Morty, I have to
tell you something.

410
00:13:27,233 --> 00:13:28,300
Deke: Do you have it in your heart?

411
00:13:29,100 --> 00:13:30,400
Max Black: No, I'll take that
pill.

412
00:13:30,433 --> 00:13:32,267
Deke: I know you're taking it
Pile of pills.

413
00:13:32,300 --> 00:13:33,067
[Laughter]

414
00:13:33,100 --> 00:13:34,333
Max Black: No, the pill pill.

415
00:13:34,867 --> 00:13:35,967
Deke: The pill pill?

416
00:13:37,500 --> 00:13:39,400
Max Black: Yes, here, it pops
you get out of it little by little
pack.

417
00:13:39,433 --> 00:13:40,633
It's like Pez for bitches.

418
00:13:40,667 --> 00:13:42,667
[laughter]

419
00:13:43,567 --> 00:13:45,067
Deke: Speaking of bitches...

420
00:13:49,400 --> 00:13:51,500
Max Black: I feel
uncomfortable, even though I
already against

421
00:13:51,533 --> 00:13:53,400
half my family testified
have.

422
00:13:53,433 --> 00:13:54,567
[laughter]

423
00:13:55,833 --> 00:13:57,233
Nicolas: You're right, Max,
the atmosphere is tense.

424
00:13:57,933 --> 00:14:01,133
So why are we doing this whole thing?
isn't it a little more strange?

425
00:14:01,700 --> 00:14:03,700
Deke: Damn, I knew
that he will kill us.

426
00:14:03,733 --> 00:14:05,067
[laughter]

427
00:14:05,333 --> 00:14:08,033
[music]

428
00:14:08,067 --> 00:14:09,100
Nicolas: Would you like to tango?

429
00:14:10,333 --> 00:14:12,067
Deke: Honestly, I would
rather be killed.

430
00:14:12,100 --> 00:14:13,100
[laughter]

431
00:14:13,533 --> 00:14:15,800
Okay, well then, we should
go, Esther.

432
00:14:15,833 --> 00:14:18,767
Max Black: No, Morty, sit down
you, I don't want the show
miss.

433
00:14:18,800 --> 00:14:20,167
It's part of the meal.

434
00:14:20,200 --> 00:14:21,400
[laughter]

435
00:14:21,767 --> 00:14:22,600
Caroline Channing: Tango?

436
00:14:22,633 --> 00:14:24,033
Nicolas, that's not what you mean
seriously.

437
00:14:24,367 --> 00:14:26,467
Nicolas: Oh, you can
don't dance, Caroline?

438
00:14:26,900 --> 00:14:28,433
Caroline Channing: Not me
dance?

439
00:14:28,467 --> 00:14:30,067
I've got a summer
homeless

440
00:14:30,100 --> 00:14:31,900
Dance lessons for teenagers
granted.

441
00:14:32,733 --> 00:14:35,067
Deke: Because when you dance,
not hungry?

442
00:14:35,100 --> 00:14:36,900
[laughter]

443
00:14:36,933 --> 00:14:40,667
[tango music]

444
00:14:40,700 --> 00:14:42,200
Max Black: Fast forward,
that is

445
00:14:42,233 --> 00:14:44,533
the stupidest sequence of Adam's
Family.

446
00:14:44,567 --> 00:14:45,900
[laughter]

447
00:14:52,967 --> 00:14:53,967
Deke: But it answers.

448
00:14:54,600 --> 00:14:56,100
Max Black: Well, she should
be careful,

449
00:14:56,133 --> 00:14:57,933
that they won't be over
Baguette stumbles.

450
00:14:57,967 --> 00:15:01,000
[laughter]

451
00:15:01,433 --> 00:15:03,367
Nicolas: Don't go, we have to
don't have sex.

452
00:15:03,933 --> 00:15:04,733
Caroline Channing: Really
not?

453
00:15:04,767 --> 00:15:05,867
Nicolas: I promise.

454
00:15:07,300 --> 00:15:09,000
Caroline Channing: I have to go
the toilet, Max, you too.

455
00:15:09,033 --> 00:15:10,100
[laughter]

456
00:15:10,133 --> 00:15:11,033
[music]

457
00:15:11,200 --> 00:15:12,533
Come in, come in, come in!

458
00:15:14,133 --> 00:15:15,333
Max Black: Okay, where is that
Coke?

459
00:15:15,367 --> 00:15:16,200
[laughter]

460
00:15:16,233 --> 00:15:17,967
Caroline Channing: There isn't
Coke.

461
00:15:18,000 --> 00:15:18,833
Max Black: Why are you tugging?
someone

462
00:15:18,867 --> 00:15:20,167
with you to the toilet if there's no coke
there?

463
00:15:20,200 --> 00:15:21,100
That's rude.

464
00:15:21,133 --> 00:15:22,067
[laughter]

465
00:15:23,300 --> 00:15:23,867
Caroline Channing: No, me
I just wanted to talk to you.

466
00:15:24,867 --> 00:15:26,233
Max Black: Oh, then I need it
especially coke.

467
00:15:26,633 --> 00:15:29,133
Okay, listen, you won't
sleep with him.

468
00:15:29,167 --> 00:15:30,200
Caroline Channing: Of course
not.

469
00:15:30,567 --> 00:15:32,900
But there's something wrong tonight
Something special in the air.

470
00:15:32,933 --> 00:15:34,667
We talked, we did
laughed.

471
00:15:34,700 --> 00:15:36,933
Max Black: What will it be: What
happened so far with Caroline?

472
00:15:39,400 --> 00:15:41,067
Deke: If you're here without me
having a snow party

473
00:15:41,100 --> 00:15:42,233
then I'm really pissed.

474
00:15:42,267 --> 00:15:43,800
[laughter]

475
00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:46,000
Max Black: That would be nice.

476
00:15:46,267 --> 00:15:48,433
No, Caroline is up for sex
with Nicolas.

477
00:15:48,967 --> 00:15:50,367
Deke: Even after tango?

478
00:15:51,433 --> 00:15:52,433
Caroline Channing: Listen,

479
00:15:52,467 --> 00:15:53,900
I'm just wondering if I'm here
stay overnight,

480
00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,133
but without sleeping with him.

481
00:15:56,567 --> 00:15:57,800
Max Black: So he pushes it
just in and then moves
not?

482
00:15:57,833 --> 00:16:00,300
[laughter]

483
00:16:01,033 --> 00:16:03,067
Deke: I'll do that if you close
drank a lot.

484
00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:05,400
Max Black: I'll do that if
you drank too much.

485
00:16:05,433 --> 00:16:06,667
[laughter]

486
00:16:06,700 --> 00:16:08,367
Caroline Channing: None
there's something in there somewhere.

487
00:16:08,400 --> 00:16:10,100
I just want him better
get to know each other, nothing more.

488
00:16:10,500 --> 00:16:11,333
Max Black: You really think

489
00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:12,767
that you can do it, the whole thing
night

490
00:16:12,800 --> 00:16:15,067
to his super hot lout
resist?

491
00:16:15,700 --> 00:16:16,933
Caroline Channing: Of course,
like at

492
00:16:16,967 --> 00:16:18,800
every boy from the Upper East
Side.

493
00:16:19,100 --> 00:16:21,200
That's why they called me that
East Side cuddler.

494
00:16:21,233 --> 00:16:23,333
[laughter]

495
00:16:23,367 --> 00:16:24,967
Believe me, although his wife
practical

496
00:16:25,000 --> 00:16:26,533
begged for it, I will
not

497
00:16:26,567 --> 00:16:27,567
sleep with him.

498
00:16:27,833 --> 00:16:29,333
Deke: But you don't have us
actually here

499
00:16:29,367 --> 00:16:30,767
dragged because you're afraid of it
had -

500
00:16:30,800 --> 00:16:32,167
Time alone with him
spend?

501
00:16:32,433 --> 00:16:34,267
Caroline Channing: What will happen?
that: What has happened so far
Caroline?

502
00:16:35,200 --> 00:16:36,533
All right, I understand.

503
00:16:36,567 --> 00:16:37,800
If you really believe that
I don't

504
00:16:37,833 --> 00:16:39,667
I'm not able to deal with him
sleep, then

505
00:16:39,900 --> 00:16:41,633
Then you can check
stay a little longer.

506
00:16:41,900 --> 00:16:44,700
Max Black: We will, but we will
don't stay all night
here.

507
00:16:45,033 --> 00:16:45,933
[music]

508
00:16:46,500 --> 00:16:49,967
[laughter]

509
00:16:51,133 --> 00:16:53,133
Nicolas: Here are a few
Blankets for both of you.

510
00:16:53,433 --> 00:16:54,467
You get the couch.

511
00:16:54,767 --> 00:16:56,100
Caroline and I take this
bed.

512
00:16:56,700 --> 00:16:58,833
Max Black: Please excuse me
our intrusiveness.

513
00:16:58,867 --> 00:17:01,667
We're just too busy
drunk to leave.

514
00:17:01,700 --> 00:17:02,700
Too drunk.

515
00:17:03,033 --> 00:17:04,833
Nicolas: Yes, you have one
Glass of wine shared.

516
00:17:04,867 --> 00:17:07,300
Deke: Yeah, we're too drunk.

517
00:17:08,700 --> 00:17:10,800
Caroline Channing: Even too
drunk to run?

518
00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:13,433
Max Black: I have no idea how
does it look like that?

519
00:17:14,533 --> 00:17:16,767
[laughter]

520
00:17:17,400 --> 00:17:19,267
This is all so terrible to me
sorry.

521
00:17:19,600 --> 00:17:20,533
Nicolas: It's okay, Caroline.

522
00:17:21,333 --> 00:17:22,333
I know what's going on.

523
00:17:22,600 --> 00:17:24,933
Max Black: Uh, ah, Nicolas,
before you go,

524
00:17:25,267 --> 00:17:26,800
I would like to say thank you again

525
00:17:27,100 --> 00:17:29,100
for the drinks.

526
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,067
The food.

527
00:17:32,267 --> 00:17:33,267
The dessert.

528
00:17:33,867 --> 00:17:34,733
My pillow.

529
00:17:35,367 --> 00:17:37,233
And the pillow for Deke.

530
00:17:37,267 --> 00:17:39,033
[laughter]

531
00:17:39,067 --> 00:17:40,733
Caroline Channing: All right,
Grandma, goodnight.

532
00:17:40,767 --> 00:17:42,067
We're right over there.

533
00:17:43,567 --> 00:17:46,067
Max Black: And we are the same
over here - good night,
sleep well!

534
00:17:46,100 --> 00:17:47,533
And sheep not with birds
mix up.

535
00:17:47,567 --> 00:17:50,067
[laughter]

536
00:17:50,733 --> 00:17:53,067
Deke: But the two of us do it, right?

537
00:17:53,100 --> 00:17:54,267
Max Black: Oh, yeah.

538
00:17:54,433 --> 00:17:56,133
I have my pill this morning
taken.

539
00:17:56,167 --> 00:17:57,500
Or maybe not who
white.

540
00:17:57,533 --> 00:17:58,433
[laughter]

541
00:17:58,467 --> 00:18:00,233
Deke: Wow, Max, what you're doing
take today

542
00:18:00,267 --> 00:18:02,167
or maybe not, is
a big step.

543
00:18:02,633 --> 00:18:03,700
If it's not too much effort
is,

544
00:18:03,733 --> 00:18:05,133
We can also do it again
Take condoms.

545
00:18:05,167 --> 00:18:06,200
Max Black: Are you really that one?
only guy

546
00:18:06,233 --> 00:18:08,100
in the world that doesn't have condoms
disturb?

547
00:18:08,867 --> 00:18:09,900
Do you have anything?

548
00:18:10,133 --> 00:18:11,967
Deke: No, it's not like that,
I, I, I just mean,

549
00:18:12,000 --> 00:18:13,733
to take the pill, that
means something.

550
00:18:14,600 --> 00:18:16,133
Max Black: And this step
is it too early for you?

551
00:18:16,167 --> 00:18:17,600
Do you think I'll get up?
Family planning?

552
00:18:17,633 --> 00:18:19,267
You know I never plan
something.

553
00:18:19,967 --> 00:18:21,067
Deke: Max, it surprises me
simply that...

554
00:18:21,100 --> 00:18:21,867
Max Black: Tell me now!

555
00:18:22,533 --> 00:18:23,467
I don't hear anything.

556
00:18:23,500 --> 00:18:24,167
[laughter]

557
00:18:24,433 --> 00:18:24,900
Deke: And?

558
00:18:26,067 --> 00:18:28,033
Max Black: That's what it sounds like
Caroline when she has sex.

559
00:18:29,200 --> 00:18:30,333
Pretend I'm with you.

560
00:18:31,700 --> 00:18:32,733
Deke: Uh, uh, ah...

561
00:18:33,400 --> 00:18:37,867
Oh, oh, yes, baby, right there
I feel you.

562
00:18:37,900 --> 00:18:39,733
Yes, and now hit me
in the face.

563
00:18:39,767 --> 00:18:42,467
[laughter]

564
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:44,600
I would say that if you
would be with me.

565
00:18:45,133 --> 00:18:46,700
I'll have something else
occur.

566
00:18:47,100 --> 00:18:49,033
Uh, uno, uno, Max.

567
00:18:49,067 --> 00:18:51,267
[laughter]

568
00:18:51,933 --> 00:18:53,433
Caroline: Max, what are you doing?
here?

569
00:18:53,467 --> 00:18:54,433
Max Black: What are you doing here?

570
00:18:54,467 --> 00:18:55,967
Caroline Channing: Oh, everything
fine.

571
00:18:56,400 --> 00:18:58,300
We're just lying here and talking.

572
00:18:59,367 --> 00:19:01,233
We don't and that does
at me.

573
00:19:02,433 --> 00:19:04,000
Max Black: Why, what is he doing
with you?

574
00:19:04,033 --> 00:19:05,333
Caroline Channing: Ask
prefer what I do.

575
00:19:05,467 --> 00:19:06,967
I'm the predator here.

576
00:19:07,633 --> 00:19:10,000
You were right, hold me
Come on, come to bed with us.

577
00:19:10,033 --> 00:19:12,300
Max Black: Pff, I'm coming
certainly not in bed with you.

578
00:19:13,400 --> 00:19:14,800
Nicolas: Max, come in
bed.

579
00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,067
[laughter]

580
00:19:16,100 --> 00:19:17,800
I know when the battle
is lost.

581
00:19:17,833 --> 00:19:19,600
[laughter]

582
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:21,567
Caroline Channing: I'm sorry
sorry, this is so ridiculous.

583
00:19:21,600 --> 00:19:23,400
It must be really hard for you.

584
00:19:23,433 --> 00:19:25,600
Nicolas Saintcroix: Um, now
no more.

585
00:19:25,633 --> 00:19:27,100
[Laughter]

586
00:19:27,133 --> 00:19:32,167
[music]

587
00:19:32,600 --> 00:19:33,600
Caroline Channing: You know,
than I did yesterday

588
00:19:33,633 --> 00:19:35,033
lay next to you, I realize
become -

589
00:19:35,067 --> 00:19:37,667
that Nicolas is one of these
be people in my life
will,

590
00:19:37,700 --> 00:19:39,500
with whom I always only almost
will have sex.

591
00:19:39,667 --> 00:19:40,800
It will never come to that.

592
00:19:41,100 --> 00:19:42,033
Max Black: Like between us.

593
00:19:42,167 --> 00:19:44,200
[both laugh]

594
00:19:44,233 --> 00:19:44,933
Earl: Hey Deke.

595
00:19:44,967 --> 00:19:45,967
Deke: Hey Earl.

596
00:19:46,133 --> 00:19:48,400
Earl: Best conversation ever
I had today.

597
00:19:49,900 --> 00:19:51,833
Deke: Max, last night I had
I have the impression

598
00:19:51,867 --> 00:19:53,367
that you might believe
could,

599
00:19:53,400 --> 00:19:55,200
that I don't want our relationship
take seriously.

600
00:19:55,233 --> 00:19:57,367
Max Black: What will it be: What
happened so far with Deke?

601
00:19:57,733 --> 00:20:00,767
Deke: And just to you
prove that I love her very much
probably take it seriously

602
00:20:01,067 --> 00:20:02,500
you get a ring.

603
00:20:02,533 --> 00:20:06,033
Caroline Channing: Oh my
God, Max, I'm so happy
for you.

604
00:20:06,500 --> 00:20:08,467
Even though I thought I was her
First to get engaged.

605
00:20:08,500 --> 00:20:09,600
I think we thought so
all.

606
00:20:09,633 --> 00:20:11,100
[laughter]

607
00:20:11,433 --> 00:20:14,000
Max Black: Deke, I have no idea
what you got out of your bag
popping,

608
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,300
but I hope it's not
weapon.

609
00:20:15,333 --> 00:20:16,533
[laughter]

610
00:20:16,567 --> 00:20:18,333
Deke: Max, I know you do
don't want a real ring.

611
00:20:18,367 --> 00:20:21,133
That's why I have for you - one
Contraceptive ring.

612
00:20:21,933 --> 00:20:23,300
Max Black: A contraceptive ring?

613
00:20:23,600 --> 00:20:25,200
How do you know my size?

614
00:20:25,833 --> 00:20:27,333
I can't wait for him
to wear.

615
00:20:27,367 --> 00:20:28,767
[laughter]

616
00:20:28,800 --> 00:20:30,333
Caroline Channing: For that
I won't throw you any
Engagement party.

617
00:20:30,367 --> 00:20:31,600
[laughter]

618
00:20:31,633 --> 00:20:34,000
Deke: After I noticed
have that you on the first day

619
00:20:34,033 --> 00:20:35,500
Maybe you forgot your pill

620
00:20:35,933 --> 00:20:38,667
and then, to be sure,
the rest of the pack
you threw in,

621
00:20:39,300 --> 00:20:40,300
I wanted to help you.

622
00:20:40,667 --> 00:20:43,300
So Max, don't you want any?
Have children with me?

623
00:20:43,333 --> 00:20:45,067
Max Black: Anything at all
not.

624
00:20:45,100 --> 00:20:46,467
[laughter]

625
00:20:46,500 --> 00:20:48,500
Oh, but I can do that today
not yet used.

626
00:20:49,033 --> 00:20:50,767
Now where can we get a condom?
here?

627
00:20:50,800 --> 00:20:57,633
[Han whistles]

628
00:20:57,667 --> 00:21:04,100
[music]

629
00:21:04,133 --> 00:21:14,167
[theme music]

630
00:21:14,167 --> 00:21:23,167
[theme music]

631
00:21:26,200 --> 00:21:29,000
[WB Music]